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- newrider said: I’ve got this urine sample if anyone is interested
- nursewithtattoos said: 50 years of marriage and he STILL forgets the ice every single time.
- benotverly said: "This glass is only half full. I expected more from you, sonny."
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- rjncjn said: What Dre said! Love it!
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- fruitlissendeavor said: Don’t give me that cheap shit, I still know the difference.
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- zerocharacter said: I said single malt! This is a blend fuckstick!
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- themarke said: I said Jack and Coke, dammit! What is this crap?
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- drethecajun said: "Pour me another, sweetie. Edna and I are seeing Magic Mike later tonight." BAM!
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- onlyonemee said: "What- you think you’re gonna run out!? FIll it up, ya cheapskate!"
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